Geez, it’s hard to keep up these days, but have no fear… Spam Carnival is back up and running once more!
This one was sent to me without a subject line (sad times!), but… it’s really just too wonderful to not share.
Ram the hell out of your girl and leave her ass in debt! These boosters will make your desire skyrocket! Try just once and you ll understand all the benefits of this approach to solving male problems! Prices are Down for just two next days!
When I opened my junk mail folder the other day, I was so excited to receive a challenge. FINALLY! I’m not being solicited for sex or money. This spammer wants me to push the boundaries of my talents and intelligence. Davidson Design, I’m on it!
from: Davison Design
date: Tue, Apr 5, 2011 at 4:01 AM
subject: I challenge you to invent
I challenge you to invent here
We Present Ideas to Corporations – Yours Could be Next
You could be the next inventor of something as important as the Cool Cot House
Put on those thinkin’ caps, kiddies!
Okay, so if I enroll at the Animal Behavioral College, do I get to teach dogs how to get a punk rock mohawk and dog collar?
from: Animal Behavioral College
date: Tue, Sep 21, 2010 at 11:35 AM
subject: Is helping animals your passion?
Is helping animals your passion?
This man could just as easily be hanging himself with a rope.
from: Local Jobs
date: Mon, Aug 30, 2010 at 4:41 AM
subject: Great jobs in your own backyard
I received an email from a very nice man who goes by “Ebay Cash Machine,” a.k.a. “Michael.” He’s informed me that I have the chance to succeed by using eBay to dramatically increase my income. How exciting! Until I read this email, I was not aware that I could sell things on eBay. Thanks, Michael!
from: Ebay Cash Machine
date: Thu, Sep 16, 2010 at 8:36 PM
subject: PART TIME JOB
My name is Michael
I’ve made it my job to help people succeed online.
I’m constantly on the lookout for the best ways
and means to make your job simpler, and I pass
the good stuff on to you.
I have developed the eBay Cash Machine – it allows
everyone to make a great income on eBay 99%
automatically. It only takes a few minutes to set
up and once that is done you will have your own eBay
Businesses that literally run on auto-pilot!
You just wait for the money to come in!
[web link removed]
There are really exciting user reviews on the website. :
The above review has inspired me not only to join Ebay Cash Machine, but also to purchase a farm so that I can run an illegal movie-selling operation behind my farmhouse.
I wonder what this Steve Holt has to say about this?
Okay, so I guess Peacemaker Barbee is into gambling AND bizarre prose about religion…?
from: Peacemaker Barbee
date: Sun, Sep 14, 2008 at 8:44 AM
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The divine command? Were these impulses of themselves consequence.
we have an exact parallel in english, to the kurus his own
priest, who was old both about to breathe his last. When
this duryodhana is thus seen. The seven limbs already mentioned,.
Look’s like it’s a case of the ole switcheroo! Apparently, you can turn your $40,000 worth of debt into $40,000 of happiness and spendingtimes!
from: John Cummuta
date: Tue, Feb 24, 2009 at 6:33 PM
subject: Quick Relief for Everyday Financial Aches and Pains
If this really works, how come this dude can’t afford an outfit made of something other than sticky notes?