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I think  “amusing apparatus Lily” sounds like a poorly-named burlesque performer.

from:    Ajay Curtis
to: spamcarnival
date:    Tue, Oct 26, 2010 at 9:55 PM
subject:    amusing apparatus Lily

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Exclusive Proopsal

Okay, this post is pretty long. I would apologize for the loads of text displayed below, but there is no way I could pass up the utter nonsense contained in this spam email. Try to think of it as the Molly Bloom soliloquy of spam.  My “Proopsal” to you: try reading this out loud with a friend, perhaps in an elf voice.

from: uvlifevc
to: spamcarnival
date: Wed, Mar 30, 2011 at 4:04 AM
subject: Exclusive Proopsal

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Soft0em Software invites spamcarnival to Get the Newest Products simply

What does Adobe Creative Suite 5 and Ancient Egypt have in common? Upon first thought you may say, “Nothing.” My response to you, dear reader, is: “You were right… until now.”

Once again, the power of spam transports us to a magical place. Magical and stupid.

from: Soft0em Software
to: spamcarnival
date: Mon, Apr 4, 2011 at 2:50 AM
subject: Soft0em Software invites spamcarnival to Get the Newest Products simply

APPENDIX (From the Papyrus of Nu) the word upon earth [shall proceed] from the Utchat.” This is what Osiris hath Khert-Neter, but it must be recited by thee on behalf of the Osiris Ra, know the name of her who is within thee: She who slayeth always, consumer of the

APPENDIX (From the Papyrus of Nu) the word upon earth [shall proceed] from the Utchat.” This is what Osiris hath Khert-Neter, but it must be recited by thee on behalf of the Osiris Ra, know the name of her who is within thee: She who slayeth always, consumer of the

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I challenge you to invent

When I opened my junk mail folder the other day, I was so excited to receive a challenge. FINALLY! I’m not being solicited for sex or money. This spammer wants me to push the boundaries of my talents and intelligence. Davidson Design, I’m on it!

from: Davison Design
to: spamcarnival
date: Tue, Apr 5, 2011 at 4:01 AM
subject: I challenge you to invent

I challenge you to invent here

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You could be the next inventor of something as important as the Cool Cot House

 

 

Put on those thinkin’ caps, kiddies!

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Ho ho ho, y’all

Merry Christmas from Spam Carnival!
We’ll be back in early 2011.

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Do not change the dose of your pain relief medication without talking to your doctor first.

These people look SO happy to find medication! So happy, in fact, that this farmer dude forgot to take his flip flops off and change into his boots.

from: Kimberly Hammarlund
to: spamcarnival
date: Mon, Oct 18, 2010 at 2:50 PM
subject: Do not change the dose of your pain relief medication without talking to your doctor first.

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HUGE DISCOUNT – 80% discount

In the past 48 hours, I have received at least 15 emails with this image:

I am so excited that I got this picture so many times. It will now be forever embedded in my memory… and hopefully, yours.

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