This simple spam email has left me with so many questions.
date: Tue, Aug 24, 2010 at 4:04 AM
subject: Child actress Abigail Breslin turns bad
When girls start disappearing, the Ass Collector became the prime suspect
Let’s go through this step by step.
1. Abigail Breslin is best know for her role in Little Miss Sunshine as Olive Hoover.
2. The Ass Collector is “a high-tech erotic psycho-thriller starring Chris Knight as an evil cross-dressing serial chess masturbator/ killer who kidnaps beautiful women to infiltrate their dreams.”
(And not to be confused with this collector:)
3. Has Abigail Breslin turned bad, and therefore turned into the Ass Collector? Or, has the Ass Collector kidnapped Abigail Breslin because she’s “turned bad”? We may never know.