This list came from Mort, a loyal Spam Carnie. The next several updates will be courtesy of him. Thanks, Mort!
- My fearsome rod of pleasure tears down hymen like crazy.
- You aint no tiny cocktail sausage, you can be the fat bratwurst with our concoction.
- Show her the money? No… Show her your ultimate whopping pleasure maker.
- A cock to remember
- May the babes be with you
- Gays gone wild!
- Plunge in, and navigate deep
- Subject her to a punishing ride
- Let private part torn girls apart!
- Bang your way through all barriers