A quick laugh for you #3

These jokes could not get any worse. Spam is funnier when spammers don’t try to be funny.

Joke #1

the nasty left hook.

John’s not a great golfer – in fact, he stinks. But he’s always working on his game, trying to improve. One afternoon, after a typically crappy round of golf, John is interrupted by a police officer as he’s throwing his clubs in the car. “Did you tee off on the 17th hole about 20 minutes ago?”

“Why, yes I did officer.” John replied.

“Did you by any chance hook your ball over the trees to the left, out of bounds?” asked the officer.

“Yep, I believe I did.” John answered. “How’d you know?”

“Well,” said the officer in a very serious tone, “Your golf ball flew out onto the highway and crashed through a car’s windshield. The driver lost control, causing a 5 car pile-up and a small explosion. Three people went to the hospital with injuries. I’d like to know what you’re going to do about it?”

John sat there, seemingly saddened by the devastation caused by his errant tee shot. After much though, the he responded…

“I think I’ll aim more to the right, close up my stance, tighten my grip and roll my right thumb over a bit.”


Joke #2

Everyone loves laywer jokes!

A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. Timmy stood up and said, “My mom is a doctor!” Sarah stood up and said, “My father is a professor!” Little Johnny stood up and said, “My dad is a piano player in a whorehouse!”

The teacher couldn’t believe what she’s had just heard, so she made a point of calling Little Johnny’s father that evening to discuss the situation. Little Johnny’s father explained, “Actually, I’m a law attorney, but how am I supposed to explain that to a seven year old kid!”

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