I received an email from a very nice man who goes by “Ebay Cash Machine,” a.k.a. “Michael.”  He’s informed me that I have the chance to succeed by using eBay to dramatically increase my income.  How exciting!  Until I read this email, I was not aware that I could sell things on eBay.  Thanks, Michael!

from: Ebay Cash Machine
to: spamcarnival
date: Thu, Sep 16, 2010 at 8:36 PM
subject: PART TIME JOB

Hi there,
My name is Michael

I’ve made it my job to help people succeed online.

I’m constantly on the lookout for the best ways
and means to make your job simpler, and I pass
the good stuff on to you.

I have developed the eBay Cash Machine – it allows
everyone to make a great income on eBay 99%
automatically. It only takes a few minutes to set
up and once that is done you will have your own eBay
Businesses that literally run on auto-pilot!

You just wait for the money to come in!

[web link removed]

There are really exciting user reviews on the website. :

The above review has inspired me not only to join Ebay Cash Machine, but also to purchase a farm so that I can run an illegal movie-selling operation behind my farmhouse.

I wonder what this Steve Holt has to say about this?



Filed under Money and Finances, spam in general

2 responses to “PART TIME JOB

  1. agingriotgrrrl

    i like the preciseness of a “kazillion” people using ebay. oh, really?

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