I haven’t been getting the greatest spam lately, so I’ve had to go through the archives for some gems. I’m so glad I saved this one.
Usually, spammers talk about a different kind of Big Bang.
I really recommend trying to read this one out loud based on formatting provided by this mysterious Justin spammer.
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