Several months ago, a Spam Carnie named Mort passed on this list of hilarious subject lines. I am happy to say that Mort has remained a loyal reader, even despite the sad, sorry lack of updates.
Here are some of the best that he sent:
- Be the master of the bed, and have the ladies queueing up to lie in bed with you! Fornicate with all the chicks you ever dreamed about with your new legendary member
- No silly exercises needed to add inches to your manhood
- Enough powers to doing all girls in your neighborhood!
- Get huge today and rock her world
- Pierce her deeper with these herbs
- Make sure your pecker becomes a howitzer. Amazing results
- feel stiffness in between her legs again
- Get your crotch tighter and stronger
- YOU DESERVE MONSTER DONG
- You’ll have your weenie engorged
Thanks, Mort, and all you lovely folks who pass on these gems.
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