Yo,ThIS IS MIR

Have you gotten an anonymous email from a 12 year old lately?  I have.

from: Miriam Freedman
to: Lulu
date: Mon, Sep 28, 2009 at 6:25 PM
subject: Yo,ThIS IS MIR

IM GOING CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To do list for next summer:
Get there
Find Emma
Have Rockin Sleepover
Sing Oats Peas Beans
IMizz u so much!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m serios, Iv’e got so much to talk about. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Stuff NOT to say over web.
IF YOU GET THIS, WAIT AT THE PHONE IF FREE (REPLY AND TELL IF FREE) ON TUESDAY AT 7:00. ILL CALL. IF I DON’T, THEN CALL 623-1490. WILL ANSWER. IF YOU GET ANWERING  MACHINE,LEAVE MESSAGE, AND I WILL CALL.
yOUR GOING CRAZY FREIND,
miriam

Dear “Mir,”

I have several items of business to address regarding your recent to-do list and letter:

  1. When you say “get there,” what do you mean? Like, get to summer?
  2. I’d like to find Emma, but I don’t know who she is.
  3. I don’t feel comfortable having a sleepover with you, primarily because I have no idea who you are.
  4. I have never heard of a song called “Oats Peas Beans,” but I suppose I could learn it.
  5. I don’t miss you because again, I have never met you.  I bet you have lots of “serios” things to tell me, but what are they?  Are you going to reveal how we know each other?
  6. I don’t really want to wait by my phone on Tuesday at 7pm.  I also have no idea what your area code is.
  7. Stop going crazy.  It’s really not necessary.  And you’re not my friend, dude.

yOUR CONFUSED LETTER RECIPIENT,
candice

*Thanks to Lulu for passing this on.  It’s priceless!

Update—
Here is the song, Oats Peas Beans and Barley Grow

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