Nirvana returns!

Hello, everyone! As promised, Spam Carnival is back and ready for action.

Today’s spam email excited me at first.  As someone who grew up at the tail end of the grunge era, I was so happy to see the possibility that Nirvana, or what’s left of them, could possibly be reuniting.

I was wrong.

from: Shawanna Asugeg
to: spamcarnival
date: Mon, Sep 7, 2009 at 5:18 AM
subject: Nirvana returns!

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Your mind wants more of her. But your body says: “Hey, I’m tired!”

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Seriously, folks. When do you think these spammers will stop screwing with our heads?  All we wanted was a Nirvana reunion.  Yeah, it’s sad that Kurt Cobain is gone forever, but lots of bands have reunited without their original singers, like Van Halen, Sublime, and Journey.  Maybe we could get Shawanna Asugeg to be the new singer of Nirvana!  I think it’d be good.  And the lyrics would be just as cryptic.

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