Sometimes I get spam emails that are too similar to separate on their own. In fact, they are actually funnier to read as a set. Behold:
date: Sat, May 9, 2009 at 9:20 AM
subject: Can you explain this?
Take this, my Don Juan, so your body won’t let you down at hot rendezvous.
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from: Leland Corseri
date: Sat, May 2, 2009 at 1:06 PM
subject: Re: Huge 72% discount
After the night with you on that blue vitamin she will become excited of even thinking about you
from: Sarai Kagy
date: Sat, May 2, 2009 at 2:47 PM
subject: Re: Huge 89% discount
Antivirals are our specialty, but other categories have a wide selection of competitively-priced goods too
from: Anitra Devost
date: Sat, May 2, 2009 at 11:01 PM
subject: Your pork pistol won’t fail
The night of your dream awaits you, just buy this and your body won’t let you down
from: Pearline Haren
date: Fri, May 1, 2009 at 5:53 PM
subject: Nightmare in LA supermarket
It makes the tension in nether rod so big that you can satisfy her for hours
from: Jeanetta Nietzer
date: Fri, May 1, 2009 at 5:54 AM
subject: Obama caught flu!
Make manhood ready for the long and intense night attacks
from: Abel Piasecki
date: Fri, May 1, 2009 at 8:39 AM
subject: Massacre in school again
Where is your ardor of youth? Time to return it
date: Fri, May 1, 2009 at 6:47 AM
subject: Help your organism to develop itself with Zinc.
Taking these blue pilules is like drinking from an infinite spring of endurance and desire.
date: Fri, May 1, 2009 at 12:42 PM
subject: Stop dreaming of better intimate life, start having it.
Catch rapturous girls’ looks on your zipper protuberance.
date: Sun, May 10, 2009 at 11:51 AM
subject: New offer.
Become her master, he, whose rod can show her where heaven is.
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date: Sat, May 9, 2009 at 5:10 PM
from: Marhta Lawhorne
date: Mon, Apr 27, 2009 at 3:39 AM
subject: Account liquidation service
You’ll be the real macho, the one who is hunted by women