Your pork pistol won’t fail, and other spams.

Sometimes I get spam emails that are too similar to separate on their own.  In fact, they are actually funnier to read as a set.  Behold:

donjuanfrom: peter
to: spamcarnival
date: Sat, May 9, 2009 at 9:20 AM
subject: Can you explain this?
Take this, my Don Juan, so your body won’t let you down at hot rendezvous.
wulczitr  uffvdep  vsdjac
eyucintza u rsqlvyy

from: Leland Corseri
to: spamcarnival
date: Sat, May 2, 2009 at 1:06 PM
subject: Re: Huge 72% discount
After the night with you on that blue vitamin she will become excited of even thinking about you

from: Sarai Kagy
to: spamcarnival
date: Sat, May 2, 2009 at 2:47 PM
subject: Re: Huge 89% discount
Antivirals are our specialty, but other categories have a wide selection of competitively-priced goods too

from: Anitra Devost
to: spamcarnival
date: Sat, May 2, 2009 at 11:01 PM
subject: Your pork pistol won’t fail
The night of your dream awaits you, just buy this and your body won’t let you down

from: Pearline Haren
to: spamcarnival
date: Fri, May 1, 2009 at 5:53 PM
subject: Nightmare in LA supermarket
It makes the tension in nether rod so big that you can satisfy her for hours

from: Jeanetta Nietzer
to: spamcarnival
date: Fri, May 1, 2009 at 5:54 AM
subject: Obama caught flu!
Make manhood ready for the long and intense night attacks

from: Abel Piasecki
to: spamcarnival
date: Fri, May 1, 2009 at 8:39 AM
subject: Massacre in school again
Where is your ardor of youth? Time to return it

from: pamela.huewitt.644
date: Fri, May 1, 2009 at 6:47 AM
subject: Help your organism to develop itself with Zinc.
Taking these blue pilules is like drinking from an infinite spring of endurance and desire.

from: agribusinessbergland
to: spamcarnival
date: Fri, May 1, 2009 at 12:42 PM
subject: Stop dreaming of better intimate life, start having it.
Catch rapturous girls’ looks on your zipper protuberance.

from: w7802
to: spamcarnival
date: Sun, May 10, 2009 at 11:51 AM
subject: New offer.
Become her master, he, whose rod can show her where heaven is.
et fteOaur iuyetls ptlei
fsoate riruarp i [random]

from: devarajand_balachandar
to: spamcarnival
date: Sat, May 9, 2009 at 5:10 PM
subject: humiliation
wriggles ledges
ujtbygwt yhthkkmw

from: Marhta Lawhorne
to: spamcarnival
date: Mon, Apr 27, 2009 at 3:39 AM
subject: Account liquidation service
You’ll be the real macho, the one who is hunted by women

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