I thought of a step as acquaintance

My coworker Christina forwarded me this absolutely awesome spam email.

Attached was a photo and résumé!  What is she doing with her arms?!

From: Dona Sheppardi-am-lyudmila
To: international
Sent: Monday, April 20, 2009 3:24 PM
Subject: I thought of a step as acquaintance

Hello my the surprised friend!
My name Lyudmila and I wish to take away from you at all a lot of time and to penetrate in my letter! My trade the doctor the dentist. I had an ingenious idea to try to find love not in that place where I live namely not in Russia! In me there were such emotions since recent time! I would like to tell to you about it my friend. On my work in the Stomotologichesky Polyclinic I had a chance that I will go on an exchange for practice to other city for me it it was good and not much not on myself because to go to other city on practice! I do not have there friends or even I am simple girlfriends with which I can to spend time and speak cheerfully about problems in mine to a new life.

But all has exchanged and on an exchange there has gone my colleague which only not for a long time has come to us for work after the termination of Medical university. But the desire to find the acquaintance from other country at me remains on former. I thought of a step as acquaintance to the person from other country much. Once after work I have gone on foot because weather was fine and saw as enamoured steams follow a hand and exchange gentle kisses. I do not have not enough tenderness and the favourite person in the lives and it to me became very clear after this walk.

I like to walk sometimes one alone with myself and to think about the lives. I could not find the happiness in my city and till now is lonely. For myself I have resolved to search for the love in other country. Especially I heard much about that that people from other countries are more romantic and are careful concerning relations with women, so to say they have a spark in eyes! I am ready completely to this step and have bought yours e-mail in International Dating Agency. To me have told that you my friend very good lonely person with kind and open heart. I wish to tell about myself directly that to me 32 years and my growth 168 see I live to Russia, city Kanash. I wish to be happy life in the and I have serious sights at this world. At me the big age and is a lot of experience behind shoulders. I am confident that we can to find with you the general a theme of conversation and to learn each other more.

I hope to see yours the letter my friend about your life. As I to place my foto with the letter and some resume in a file. I very much would like to see yours the letter and to have with you acquaintance.

I would like to see that we became good friends and not only.

If you are serious and interested please reply ONLY to my personal e-mail:  kindlyudmila@gmail.com

My letter to you was sent by manager International Dating Agency therefore write on my personals e-mail:  kindlyudmila@gmail.com

Yours new friend Lyudmila.

And here’s her “résumé:”

resume

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2 responses to “I thought of a step as acquaintance

  1. Walking on wood is one of MY fav outdoor activities, too! Strangely enough, she and I both work in the dentist… wow, I think I’ll call her!

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